Monday, April 23, 2007

This is desperation. I know, because I actually considered the idea of being an offshore welder on an oil rig somewhere in the South China Sea. I kid you not, I stared at the Help Wanted page for a while before clicking back. It also doesn't help that I don't know how to swim.

Dreamers can't find jobs, we just empathize.

And today's bachelor degree is the high school degree of yesteryear. Fucken A.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Cassadaga disappointed me. I guess you become jaded after a while in a city like that. I'd be, that's for sure.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Middle of the week nonsense

I'm hoping that today will be a good day, it's already started with me putting on my underwear correctly so that must be a good sign.

And interestingly enough....

You Are a Pinky

You are fiercely independent, and possibly downright weird.
A great communicator, you can get along with almost anyone.
You are kind and sympathetic. You support all your friends - and love them for who they are.

You get along well with: The Ring Finger

Stay away from: The Thumb