This is desperation. I know, because I actually considered the idea of being an offshore welder on an oil rig somewhere in the South China Sea. I kid you not, I stared at the Help Wanted page for a while before clicking back. It also doesn't help that I don't know how to swim.

Dreamers can't find jobs, we just empathize.

And today's bachelor degree is the high school degree of yesteryear. Fucken A.

Cassadaga disappointed me. I guess you become jaded after a while in a city like that. I'd be, that's for sure.

Middle of the week nonsense

I'm hoping that today will be a good day, it's already started with me putting on my underwear correctly so that must be a good sign.

And interestingly enough....

You Are a Pinky

You are fiercely independent, and possibly downright weird. A great communicator, you can get along with almost anyone. You are kind and sympathetic. You support all your friends - and love them for who they are. You get along well with: The Ring Finger Stay away from: The Thumb

What Finger Are You?