This is desperation. I know, because I actually considered the idea of being an offshore welder on an oil rig somewhere in the South China Sea. I kid you not, I stared at the Help Wanted page for a while before clicking back. It also doesn't help that I don't know how to swim.

Dreamers can't find jobs, we just empathize.

And today's bachelor degree is the high school degree of yesteryear. Fucken A.