...my roommate from freshman year of college was a bit kooky. I mean, she never sexed me out because the idea of sex would have rendered her into saying fifty Hail Mary's or left her used underwear in my hamper because she was a bit of a neat-freak, but she was a bit...off. I don't know why I'm recollecting this memory but I am. So deal. I remember coming home one day to an empty room, and thought nothing of it until two hours later when I notice her computer monitor on the floor by her bed. Then came the sound of quiet keyboard typing. FROM UNDER HER BED.
No Joke.
So glad I didn't take a shower that day and decided to just toss my towel off when I returned to my room. So. Glad.
And is mouthwash supposed to burn so much after gargling or am I just dirty?
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Oh. Is it consecrated mouthwash? Because that would make a lot of sense.
Listerine hurts.
mine sexed me out. twice.
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